Whiskey and Goats Milk

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Jessica Williams’ first rule for Hillary Clinton on Twitter: “Don’t tweet your junk.” http://on.cc.com/11eBih6

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Anonymous asked: Hi you

Yo bitch

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nedhepburn:

cooperphotog:

Mari De Monte for The Worst mag.

Shot in Greenpoint, NYC.

Photos: Michael Cooper / COOPER PHOTOG

Mari got beat up for my magazine.

Ugh. Sorry everyone. Embarrassing myself and forgetting names

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Hey everyone! Don’t forget to send in your advice questions to formsping.me/theworstadvice !

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“ Alfred Hitchcock once described actors as cattle. ‘That would make child actors veal,’ said Mara Wilson, star of the 1996 film ‘Matilda.’

— Why do so many child actors “lose it” as young adults? Recently, Nickelodeon’s ’90s sensation Amanda Bynes wrapped herself up in a media and police frenzy, similar to actress Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears (circa 2007). Listen to Wilson on the pressures of child stardom and read the rest from Talk of the Nation. (via npr)

This quote is beautiful this article is beautiful life is full of misunderstanding and beauty

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Huge argument with the idiot boy friend

What’s better? Chilis or TGIFridays?

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nevver:

The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug

＼(*T▽T*)／

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“ That’s the way it is: You can be a fugly dude who’s hilarious, and hot women want to sleep with you, but being funny as a woman does not make people want to sleep with you. And that always felt very unfair.

— An Oral History of UCB Theater Partying — Vulture (via interweber)

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I made this because I’m pretty sure the leg ratio of the maned wolf and the leg ratio of Bobby are the same

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